half time against Stoke.
Possession against the Stokites is 50/50
And neither side has had a single shot on target.
And in our last premiership game, versus Palace, we had one shot on target (for Lambert's goal in the second minute).
So all told, in the league, we have now not had one shot on target, in something like 135 minutes of football.
So for two hours and 15 minutes, not a single shot threatened the opposition's goal!
We must be close to a Liverpool record.