Fuk. I just made it out of Iran in time. Their secret police didn't appreciate me organising all those mass rallies. I tried to do my shankly pose, arms outstretched to accept the good vibes of the masses. A sea of green.
If I ever do get my own country/tiny island, I think I will be a genuine tinpot leader like Colonel Gaddafi. I liked the images last week from Italy. It was so Benny Hillesque in it's imagary. And the Libyan leader turned up for every event late.....hours late. The address at their parliament had to be cancelled, when he hadn't arrived some two hours later.
He also knows how to get optimum use from bodyguards.....employing his famous 50 lipsticked female band of bodyguards. No wonder he was always disheveled and late for the events in Italy.
Anyroads. All quiet here. I spend my days in just a pair of shorts.....unless when I head out to the store, when I put on light comfy shoes and my Spain/Holland/Argentina/Germany/Barcelona top. Different day, different top. I bought the Barcelona top last week - 8 dollars (5 quid). They also had teams like real madrid and liverpool (all 5 quid). But I think Liverpool's looks crappy (has looked crappy for decades. Why don't they look at our great tops from the late 70s/early 80s).
The americans and the canadian snowbirds will be starting to make their way down here again, when their summers end and the colder days start to arrive.
Hope you are all doing well.
